Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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