Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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