his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
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you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
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Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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