did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
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