Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
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Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
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He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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