ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
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I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
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Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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