If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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