fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm drive I can fine osifer
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Randomize