apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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