I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
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You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
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His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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