Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
