Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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