thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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