I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
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Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
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We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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