She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
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I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
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"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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