Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize
