Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
