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i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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