i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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