I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
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two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
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We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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