It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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