If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
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We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
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Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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