can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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