I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
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That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
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I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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