Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
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i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
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Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.