Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
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I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
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bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life