Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium