I must be too annoying 4 u.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
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non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
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Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.