apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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