porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
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He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
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Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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