Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
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There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
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How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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