you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
