he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
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At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
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Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize