i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
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I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
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Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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