We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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