Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
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So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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