Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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