i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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