I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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