last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
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Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
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The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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