We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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