everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
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It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
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His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?