yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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