update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
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I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
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He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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