did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
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