it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
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whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
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I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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