id be glad to
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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