omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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