It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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