you're like a bully in the Christmas story
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
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im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
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Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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