Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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