i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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