New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
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You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
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end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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