Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
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