Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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