hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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