How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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