We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
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You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
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I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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