I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
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wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
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Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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